50 Ways To Be A Jackass PT. 2
1. Attempt to spray paint the message "Friends is the best F***ing show ever!" one every building in Toronto.
2. Try to make a petition that will make The Maker of Saw create : Saw Admiral Ackbar Edition.
3. Go on Yahoo Questions and ask "Is it bad if my ass crack disappears?"
4. Tattoo "Friends is the best F***ing show ever!" on your chest and back.
5. Tape two pieces of paper on your mouth, go to a Goth Library and say "Hey everyone! I'm a walrus!"
6. Get everyone of your teeth pulled out, and as your walking out of the office, spit your cotton out, go up to an old lady and say "Hey granny! I want to be just like you!" Then open your mouth as wide as possible.
7. Photoshop a picture of the Blue Man Group with afros and show it to every single person in Toronto.
8. Go to a fancy restaurant, and when you get your water go into the kitchen with your glass, splash the water in the chefs face, say "You call this water!", air hump, then moonwalk out of the building.
9. Write on your house "Friends is the best F***king show ever!" in your own blood.
10. Go to Mandarin, pick up a waffle, shout "This isn't Chinese food!" then throw it on the ground.
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