Pasta

Sure, your school cafeteria is bad but let's put that into perspective:

1. Our school doesn't even have a cafeteria. All we have is the worst catering service in the world and a drink machine that never works. And for that matter, we don't have a school nurse, any string instruments and no doors or washrooms upstairs. Instead, we just spend all our money painting our driveway every two weeks.

2. We have to suffer the wrath of a "special promotion" called pasta lunches. The deal is a few days a year, we don't bring lunches but instead, we order pasta for what, $5 for a 15 cm container of penne. Now, sure it doesn't sound so bad right now, and that's what I thought when I decided I would order the stuff. But then I tasted it:
Well first of all, they claimed it was homemade pasta from a deli but, in reality, the only two places it could have come from are our crappy catering service (which only serves raw food), and Walmart's disounted expired food section. Moreover, you paid $1 extra to have any type of sauce on your pasta but they barely gave you any and it all settled at the bottom as a watery soup (expired soup, of course). Now, moving on to the actual pasta. Right off the bat, let me say that there were maybe 20 pieces of pasta in total that they gave you ($0.25/piece). Also, every piece was either undercooked, or just totally raw with a blindfold on, you might have thought it was Captain Crunch cereal (it probably would have tasted a lot better with a bit of milk). And lastly, I found that there were solid pieces of who know's what buried in the depths of the not-even-food-anymore.

So maybe the cafeteria chef, who you think is a zombie, isn't so bad after all.

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