Apology followed by Campaign Speech.

First off, I as the main admin, would like to apologize for not posting much and the numerous amount of relatively short posts that there are. Also, it has come to my attention that the poll has not been updated and I am also sorry for that occurring. As a gift from myself to you, I have decided to write a rather lengthy blogpost today.
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The following excerpt is a lengthened version of my campaign speech for the "election" that occurred in our classroom today:

"Do you like freedom, fresh air and green grass? How about black jellybeans, burnt toast and wilted dandelions? If you chose the first three, I am delighted to tell you that I am your perfect candidate. In voting for me, you will not only benefit me, but you as well.

It came to my attention that while many of you are capable of speaking for yourself, most of you tend to clam up and remain silent. I live by a very simple policy: You either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way. I chose lead but some of you will choose get out of the way. If you chose that, then it should be your first priority to "man" up and either lead or follow.

I bring several talents to the hypothetical table that Ajith has mentioned. First off, I have voice, charisma, "leadership" and (sigh) excellent character.

Please remember that by voting for me, you are voting for fresh air and freedom"

First off, I used several fallacies in my speech. For instance, what the hell does freedom and fresh air have to do with being a class rep? If you find anymore, post them in the comments!

~David Yun