Quickly open a new tab (I hope you're using INTERNET EXPLORER 7, not any lower version or Mozilla, which is as low as you can go, or the unmentionable Google Chrome, which is lower than lowest) and go to Google. Run two searches: Miley Cyrus, then Barack Obama. Be careful to look at the right of the light blue bar below the search bar; it'll show you how many search results there are of a specific term.
Unless you're stupid, you will realize that Miley Cyrus has four friggin' times the number of listings as Barack Obama. Dude, do you know how messed up that is?
If you're a crazy adolescent girl who goes insane every time a Miley Cyrus song is played on the radio, then stop reading. But if you're normal and don't particularly like this celebrity, keep reading.
OK. Now, here we go on a rant. Do you know who Barack Obama is??? He will be the president of the United States in a month and he has inspired millions of Americans, black, white and yellow, young and old, male and female, to not only vote buy have hope that we may get out of these unpleasant times. He's the guy who actually cares about you instead of singing songs all day about how there's seven things that he hates about this other person. He's the guy who is willing to work to bring back America instead of declaring that all guys want to be flies on the wall.
Do you now see how the media and celebrities are ruining our children and our world. Nobody cares about how they're going to find a job or pay for food when they grow older; they just want to watch episodes of a cheesy show called Hannah Montana starring a spoiled girl who isn't even that hot.
In case you still haven't done what I told you to do at the beginning of this post, "Miley Cyrus" has 24,200,000 listings while "Barack Obama" has just over 6,000,000. That's ridiculous. I'll bet Google has been tampering with something because I don't think that many people would put up content on their websites about this person (learn more at google-sux.com).
Now, you tell me about how pissed off you are.
Jerry
toouseful.blogspot.com
December 1, 2008
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Jerry, I am pretty pissed.
Jerry, I did what you told us to do, and Barack Obama has approx. 112,000,000 results. I don't know what Google you're using, man.
And now, as I search again a few hours later, (sorry for the double post, by the way) Miley Cyrus's result count is 23,000,000, so I'm doubting your statistics. I mean, from my data, it's the other way around; Obama is four times more than Miley (it disgusts me to address her by her first name).
You know what pisses me off about Google? How they got rid of the G-Bomb in which, when you search up miserable failure you get George Bush at the top.
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