No Hardcore games, and other reasons why I hate my DS

When I was a kid, I had no systems at all. So when I got $100 for my birthday the first thing I asked my mom for is a DS. Now since I was kid, I thought that it would be a load of fun every time I opened that DS up, but in return, I got UTTER BULLCRAP. The first game I got was Brain Age (it was the only way my mom would me buy one) and it was boring as crap. The only people that would like the game is

A: old people or

B: retards who want to feel smart

Then I got Pokemon, not because I thought it would be fun, but I was peer-pressured, and this was also, well, BULLCRAP. Not only is it stupid and gay (this is my opinion, I just enjoy hardcore games more than this) but as soon as you mention you have this game to someone who also has this game they start asking what Pokemon you have, what level they are, and some more crap. Some people even act superior to you if they're better at the game than you.
I bet you're thinking "why don't you just get new games?" Well... getting a game for the DS is like going through an assortment of hideous monkeys, and then choosing one to give you a blow job. I mean as soon as I see the DS game section I see I a licensed game of a cartoon show that only my retarded 8 year old cousin likes, a spin-off of a Japanese video game series I never even heard, and another Pokemon game (Godammit).I know there are some good games on the DS like N+ or GTA: Chinatown Wars, but still, if you like hardcore games, just get a PSP.